Christina Ricci is in need of an Epilady after Bel Ami

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Christian Ricci was on Graham Norton show in the UK today. When asked about her role as Clotilde in Bel Ami, Ricci reported that Robert Pattinson has perfect skin and is as gorgeous in real life as he is on the silver screen. Duh! One thing we WERE NOT prepared to learn was how “method” Ms. Ricci got in her preparations to accurately portray a woman of stature in 1890s Paris, France. Christina told Graham Norton that she has not shaved her armpits since January 15th because “women back then didn’t shave.”

Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina! Oh wait...
So, let me get this straight. Rob felt it was OK to forgo the period-correct and true-to-the-book twisty-ended mustache for Georges, the entire cast will speak in an English accent instead of a French accent (or actually in French like French people, yanno, tend to do), but Christina decided she needed to grow out the hair on her pits?! Gross! Let’s pray that the sexy sex scenes with Clotilde and Georges are tight shots of bodies rockin’.

Dear Mr. Editor, please only use shots where her naked arms remain in the down position the entire time!

Dear Christina, love you, mean it, but hairy pits will totally ruin a steamy sex scene with RPATTZ.

What do y’all think about it?

Thanks, I guess, to RobPattzNews for the tip. And thanks to Binzmac for the pit pic.

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