Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Christina Ricci is in need of an Epilady after Bel Ami

OK THIS IS GROSS BUT I FELT I HAD TO SHARE SOOOO BRACE URSELF

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Christian Ricci was on Graham Norton show in the UK today. When asked about her role as Clotilde in Bel Ami, Ricci reported that Robert Pattinson has perfect skin and is as gorgeous in real life as he is on the silver screen. Duh! One thing we WERE NOT prepared to learn was how “method” Ms. Ricci got in her preparations to accurately portray a woman of stature in 1890s Paris, France. Christina told Graham Norton that she has not shaved her armpits since January 15th because “women back then didn’t shave.”

Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina! Oh wait...
So, let me get this straight. Rob felt it was OK to forgo the period-correct and true-to-the-book twisty-ended mustache for Georges, the entire cast will speak in an English accent instead of a French accent (or actually in French like French people, yanno, tend to do), but Christina decided she needed to grow out the hair on her pits?! Gross! Let’s pray that the sexy sex scenes with Clotilde and Georges are tight shots of bodies rockin’.

Dear Mr. Editor, please only use shots where her naked arms remain in the down position the entire time!

Dear Christina, love you, mean it, but hairy pits will totally ruin a steamy sex scene with RPATTZ.

What do y’all think about it?

Thanks, I guess, to RobPattzNews for the tip. And thanks to Binzmac for the pit pic.


FROM AFFILIATE BEL AMI FILM

Video: Long video montage of Bel Ami behind the scenes

Long video montage of Bel Ami behind the scenes. There are several shots of costumes – you can tell that the costume designer had a healthy budget because they are all dressed superbly!

Some pointers:

•Skip to 2:00 mark to see Robert Pattinson
•Skip to 4:50 mark to see Colm Meaney and Holly Grainger prepare for the wedding scene
•Skip to 6:00 mark to see Kristin Scott Thomas in all her misery
•Skip to 8:30 mark to see Uma Thurman
•Skip to 9:29 mark to see Robert Pattinson again




FROM AFFILIATE BEL AMI FILM

ECLIPSE PROMO STILLS

YAY MORE TWILIGHT FIX. IM SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS













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Robert Pattinson Will Not Play Kurt Cobain

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Last week it was widely reported that Robert Pattinson was set to play Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain in a movie biopic about the tragic star.

Reports suggested that Kurt’s widow, Courtney Love wanted the Twilight star to play her husband and had Scarlett Johansson in mind to play her.

However, according to MTV News, Courtney’s manager Jonathan Daniel told Spin.com: “That's an amazing story, and the first I've heard of any of this. I'm not sure she (Love) knows who RPattz (sic) is, but he sure is cute."

He also said that he wouldn’t be surprised of Courtney did want Scarlett to portray her in any future projects.

“Courtney likes Scarlett Johansson as an actress and as a person, so it wouldn't surprise me if she wanted her to play her.”

Are you disappointed that Rob isn’t going to play Kurt or are you glad he can concentrate on playing Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn? Tell us on Twitter @areyouentwise

Robert Pattinson certainly has the facial expressions to play many roles!



FROM ENTERTAINMENT WISE