OH ROB PLZ GO TO THE OSCARS!
COPIED AND PASTED
Poor Adam Shankman. The choreographer and Oscar producer is apparently dealing with the unthinkable: the possibility that Robert Pattinson will be unable to attend the ceremony. “Scenario: what of, due to scheduling, pats isn’t avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner ? Or no twilighters,” he posted on Twitter a few hours ago.
As usual, his audience, a mix of “So You Think You Can Dance” watchers, “Twilight” followers and Oscar bloggers, replied in droves.
“Amusing: the fans see split! Team Jakob and team ed. It’s going to be a surprise,” he wrote a bit later, adding a few more tweets that even the culture vultures at New York Magazine were unable to parse. Since Mr. Shankman is presumably facing the same challenge as the producers of the Golden Globes, to increase ratings, may the Bagger suggest another candidate? Say it with us now: pants on the ground.