COPIED AND PASTE
Summit Entertainment has fast tracked the release of the third installment of Twilight. Twilight 3 known as Eclipse promises to be all that its predecessors have been.
In this new story line Seattle is hit with a bunch of mysterious deaths. This is unlike the grunge years in the 1990’s when most deaths in Seattle could be tied to heroin.
This time around it is a rouge vampire looking for revenge. As you read this you may say to yourself “this doesn’t seem like a bad story line”. Hold on to your ass with both hands because here comes the swill.
The true underlying story is Bella played by Kristen Stewart must romantically decide between vegan vampire Edward Cullen who is blandly played by Robert Pattison and werewolf Jacob Black played by the constantly shitless Taylor Lautner. What makes this decision more pressing is graduation is quickly approaching!
Who buys the horrid nonsense? Bella pick a prom date and get over it. Once again the Twilight series delivers a content that would be sub-par for even a second tier cable network. Saying this movie is being fast tracked is a joke. Summit is churning out this crap like green shit through a goose.
We have yet to see even the trailer yet but as I have said in the past. You don’t need to see this garbage to know how bad it sucks. So as the Twilight fans brace for the official Eclipse trailer; I can guarantee the trailer will have the only watchable 3 minutes of the movie in it.
We were the first media outlet to correctly predict how much Twilight – New Moon would suck. Without seeing the screenplay or a screener once again we are predicting a big suck for the Twilight franchise.
FROM TMR ZOO