Saturday, May 22, 2010

Crazed Fan Steals Pattinson’s Hair!!!!

Poor Rob can’t even take a simple trip to the barber without the threat of his hair clippings being auctioned off for profit. His DNA is now missing and in the hands on some obsessed Twihard. Keep a lookout on Ebay and maybe we will be standing by watching a serious bidding war for these precious locks!

“Someone collected it and Rob is concerned it will end up in some tacky auction. It’s probably about the most valuable hair in showbiz!” a source tells Absolute Now.

When quizzed on Ellen about his new buzzcut earlier this week, Rob joked, “I got a terrible infestation of nits and I had to shave it off.”

It’s a shame he’s joking, those nits might have fetched a few extra dollars on eBay.


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