COPIED AND PASTE
Have you ever thought you might be a little too obsessed with Robert Pattinson? Unless you're the person who bought the item below, you can breath easy and go to bed at night knowing you're not nearly as bad as some people.
Check it out -- someone purchased a silicone bust of Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen for $1,399.00 in an eBay auction. (If only I had money like that to frivolously throw away.) Part of the description for the bust was the following:
The soft silicone is real to the touch. The punched hair is amazing, the eyebrows, lashes, hairline are hand inserted. The eyes are industry grade glass eyes. The entire piece is foam filled with a core up the neck so he can be easily mounted on a stand or put together as an historic museum quality statue
I just hope it was a business and not a regular fan who purchased this head. If a fan did spend a grand just to be able to mount Edward Cullen on his or her bedroom wall, perhaps Robert Pattinson should be afraid...very afraid.
What's even weirder than buying an Edward Cullen head is buying an Edward Cullen head that doesn't even look like him from the movies!!! I realize a lot of artistic talent went into making it, but to me, this just doesn't look like Robert Pattinson. Someone might want to ask for his or her money back!